Hilarious Headline Archives

These were really taken from United States newspaper headlines in 2003

1. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
2. Miners Refuse to Work after Death
3. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
4. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
5. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
6. Enfield (London) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
7. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
8. Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
9. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
10. Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
11. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
12. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

And the winner is...

• Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

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