Sunday, October 8, 2017

Authors Byte


By Alicia Dean

Today’s Author Byte comes from Augustine Sam, author of Mystery/thriller, THE CONSPIRACY OF SILENCE 



Fun Fact about The Conspiracy of Silence: It was inspired by a radio play Augustine wrote and starred in many years ago.

1) What’s your favorite childhood book? Your favorite grown-up book?
Augustine: My favorite childhood book was a novel titled “One-Eyed Sunday” (now out-of-print).
My favorite grown-up book is “The Collected Oscar Wilde.”

2) What’s your favorite line from a TV show, movie, song, or book? (Other than your own)
Augustine: My favorite line from a TV show is a declaration by Walter White in Breaking Bad: “I am not in danger, Skyler, I am the danger.”

3) What is your favorite quote?
AugustineMy favorite quote is Bertrand Russell’s: “Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.”

4) If you could be a character in any of your books, who would you be and why?
Augustine: If I could, I’d be Bill in my debut novel, Take Back the Memory, because he had the unique chance of reuniting with his childhood crush, Paige who loved him in ways she couldn’t explain even to herself, since “love is a mystery, an indecipherable mystery.”

5) If you were going to be executed, what would you choose as your last meal?
Augustine: I’d forgo the last meal for a soothing, final smoke of my aromatic pipe.

Question: How far can you go to save your lover from a murder rap if your life/career is at stake?

About the book:

Sex scandals in high places… a depiction of the life-and-death struggle of a young female lawyer who goes to great lengths to outwit a diabolical trio with a very dark secret in order to save her lover from a murder rap.

Excerpt: 

On this particular night, there were no lovers necking by the fountain, but there was something else. A black diamond Cadillac was parked beside the fountain. The curiously unusual sight caused the dim figure’s hands to shake with excitement. Cars were not allowed that far into the park, so whatever fantasies within the limits of human accomplishment the Cadillac’s driver had conceived, this was the wrong night for it, he mused. This’ll be my last murder, he decided, the climax of a long, enterprising career as the greatest hitman of all time. He was a killer so efficient and so elusive that even the FBI nicknamed him Shadow of Death for his uncanny ability to dissolve into a penumbra after every hit.

He immediately recognized the wonderful head of hair and the slender, sensual neck as the lone occupant of the Cadillac appeared in silhouette against the fountain. Suddenly his pulse quickened. He mopped his brow with a handkerchief and contemplated the lady’s mesmerizing beauty. It seemed odd to him now to think of her as a victim. He had loved her once; in fact, he still loved her. And therein lay the quandary—a lethal clash between his obsession and his survival instinct. The survival instinct, of course, must win, he told himself, for between them now stood the only thing that love could not subdue—a very dark secret.

Bio:

Augustine Sam is a journalist by profession, a novelist by choice, and a poet by chance. A bilingual writer and an award-winning poet, he writes not only hard news but literary works as well.
While pursuing hard news, he fell in love with poetry the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once. He was the winner of the Editors’ Choice Award in the North America Open Poetry Contest & a Finalist in the International Book Award Gala. His poems have been published in international anthologies, including “Measures of the Heart” & “Sounds of Silence.”







Sunday, October 1, 2017

Tourist English

From AuthorSuite Travel Journal                                   
Outside a fuel station in Lagos

Google image

For many travelers, holiday fun doesn't end with the summer. The Fall is also a great season for vacation. So, whether you had a summer or a Fall vacation, now that you are back the question is: did you pick up something special during your travels, like souvenirs, foreign currency, or photos? Well, I picked up a non-tangible collectible which I'll call #TouristEnglish. You see, people in non-English speaking countries sometimes go out of their way to communicate with their English-speaking tourists.

Fall Reflection: Cincinnati Spring Grove Cemetery& Arboretum


Now, as part of the #AuthorSuite #HumorWeek, I'm sharing here a list of hilarious signs and expressions seen around the world: 


The Coliseum, Rome (Google image)
At a laundry in Rome:  LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME. 

At a doctor's office, Rome: SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES. 

Hotel brochure, Italy: THIS HOTEL IS RENOWNED FOR ITS PEACE AND SOLITUDE. IN FACT, CROWDS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD FLOCK HERE TO ENJOY ITS SOLITUDE.  

A giraffe at Nairobi National Park (Google image)
In a Nairobi restaurant:  CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.

In a Pumwani maternity ward: NO CHILDREN ALLOWED.

A sign outside a cemetery: PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.

A sign on the hand dryer in a restroom: DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS.
                                                                
A news item in an East African newspaperA NEW SWIMMING POOL IS RAPIDLY TAKING SHAPE SINCE THE CONTRACTORS HAVE THROWN IN THE BULK OF THEIR WORKERS.

Mt. Fuji with fall colors in Japan (Google image)
Instruction on using a hotel air conditioner, Japan: IF YOU WANT CONDITION OF WARM AIR IN YOUR ROOM, PLEASE CONTROL YOURSELF.

In a Tokyo bar: SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.

Hotel service flyer, Japan: YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations: GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.

St Moscow, Basil’s Cathedral (Google image)
Car rental brochure, Tokyo: WHEN PASSENGER ON FOOT HEAVE IN SIGHT, TOOTLE THE HORN. TRUMPET HIM MELODIOUSLY AT FIRST, BUT IF HE STILL OBSTACLES YOUR PASSAGE THEN TOOTLE HIM WITH VIGOUR.

In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery: 

YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS, AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY.

Google image
An advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist: TEETH EXTRACTED BY THE LATEST METHODISTS.

Supermarket, Hong Kong: FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE, WE RECOMMEND COURTEOUS, EFFICIENT SELF-SERVICE.

On the box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong: GUARANTEED TO WORK THROUGHOUT ITS USEFUL LIFE.

Elephant-Parade, Thailand (Google image)
Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand: WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?

Hotel room notice, Chiang Mai, Thailand: PLEASE DO NOT BRING SOLICITORS INTO YOUR ROOM.

In a Bangkok temple: IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN EVEN A FOREIGNER IF DRESSED AS A MAN.
Bangkok, Thailand (Google image)

At a Budapest zoo: PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS. IF YOU HAVE ANY SUITABLE FOOD, GIVE IT TO THE GUARD ON DUTY.

Hotel lobby, Bucharest: THE LIFT IS BEING FIXED FOR THE NEXT DAY. DURING THAT TIME WE REGRET THAT YOU WILL BE UNBEARABLE. 


Google image
Tourist agency, Czech Republic: TAKE ONE OF OUR HORSE-DRIVEN CITY TOURS. WE GUARANTEE NO MISCARRIAGES.

Airline ticket office, Copenhagen: WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.

Hotel, ZurichBECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE.

A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest: IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH
EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE.

Hotel, Vienna: IN CASE OF FIRE, DO YOUR UTMOST TO ALARM THE HOTEL PORTER.

Hotel, Bosnia: THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.

On an Athi River highway: TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.

Hotel, Acapulco: THE MANAGER HAS PERSONALLY PASSED ALL THE WATER SERVED HERE.

Cocktail lounge, Norway: LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.

*** Do you have holiday stories to tell? Send it to: #AuthorSuiteStories

Friday, September 22, 2017

Goodreads Review Group Hop

5th Birthday Giveaway!

      September 22nd - September 29th 2017     

•✼*̩̩̩̥ ୨୧⑅*♡ Review Group 5th Birthday Facebook/Goodreads Hop ♡*⑅୨୧*̩̩̩̥✼• Do you love books as much as we do? Fantastic! Because we’re bringing the party to you! You can never have too many books!


The Goodreads Review Group is the biggest peer review group on Goodreads and helps indie authors get non-reciprocal, 100% honest reviews for their work. To celebrate the group's 5th anniversary, we are organizing a Facebook/Goodreads hop during which you'll meet a variety of authors offering 20+ books and much more.
Join the hop on Facebook
     
                                                          Join the hop on Goodreads                                                           

As part of the hop, Augustine Sam is offering:

1) A $10 Amazon Gift Card
2) Two ebooks: Flashes of Emotion & Black Gold 

For a chance to win: 

Like his Facebook page/Follow him on twitter. And tell him where to send your prize + your preferred ebook format ('cos you may be the winner) by sending a message here

A Winner will be chosen at random after the hop ends.


   

Sunday, September 10, 2017

The Irony of Aung San Suu Kyi

The general impression now is that in Aung San Suu Kyi, the world mistook a craving for power for a genuine struggle for equal rights and democracy.

Until recently, Aung San Suu Kyi, winner of the 1991 Nobel Peace Prize for “her non-violent struggle for democracy and human rights,” was a national hero in Burma (now Myanmar) and an international icon. Admired around the world, she was often likened to such moral giants as Mahatma Gandhi and Nelson Mandela. Born in 1945 in Rangoon (now Yangon), the largest city in Myanmar, she studied at international schools in the city until her mother was appointed an ambassador to India when she was 15 and the family moved to Delhi. In 1964, she won a place at Oxford to study PPE where she met her future husband, Michael Aris, a British academic.

John Kerry & Aung San Suu Kyi
Before their marriage, Aung San Suu Kyi was said to have warned Aris that one day she might take up politics. “I made him promise that if there was ever a time I had to go back to my country, he would not stand in my way,” she was reported to have told New York Times. “And he promised.” That time came in 1988 when her mother’s illness (following a stroke) coincided with political upheavals in the country accompanied by protests against the military dictatorship. 

Family Foto
Aung San Suu Kyi, on returning to Myanmar to be at her mother’s bedside, was persuaded to join the opposition movement by activists who hoped to harness the power of her family name. Her husband and sons (then aged 11 and 15) later went to Yangon to discuss whether she should enter politics, a discussion they knew would have a significant impact on the family. Her decision to stay back in Myanmar and participate in the political process effectively put her family second and her country first, and didn’t change even as her husband battled cancer alone in 1999, which left her young sons to struggle after his death.

In August 1989, Aung San Suu Kyi delivered her first speech to a euphoric
reception. She co-founded the National League for Democracy and was jailed that summer. Two years later, she won the Nobel Peace Prize. No matter, her persecution by the military junta continued, and their decades-long standoff made her arguably the most famous political prisoner in the world while the junta became an international pariah. 

From The Lady, a film starring Michelle Yeoh
Responding to years of house arrest by playing piano and taking up meditation, her calmness endeared her to many around the world. She only broke down when a rare call with her dying husband was cut off. But her perseverance fed the legend that saw her life made into a film, The Lady, starring Michelle Yeoh and pushed the isolated military regime to make concessions.

Michelle Yeoh as Aung San Suu Kyi in The Lady
Aung San Suu Kyi was finally released from house arrest in 2010, and two years later, allowed to contest a by-election which she won. Free to leave Myanmar at last, she traveled overseas to collect the awards that had stacked up during her years of detention. Delivering her Nobel lecture two decades after being awarded the prize, she dwelt on the “great sufferings” addressed in Buddhist theology, saying: “I thought of prisoners and refugees, of migrant workers and victims of human trafficking, of that great mass of uprooted of the earth who have been torn away from their homes, parted from families and friends, forced to live out their lives among strangers who are not always welcoming.”
Rohingya Muslim Minorities
But since taking power, Aung San Suu Kyi has shocked many by her awful lack of concern for continued abuses against the Rohingya Muslim minority perpetrated by a government of which she is now a part which UN officials have described as “ethnic cleansing.”  
The woman who was introduced by John Bercow (Speaker of the British House of Commons) as “the conscience of a country and the heroine of humanity,” has become an enthusiastic apologist for the military’s abuses of human rights in a country she almost gave her life for. A shocked Archbishop Desmond Tutu told her in a letter, “If the political price of your ascension to the highest office in Myanmar is your silence, the price is surely too steep.” 

But Aung San Suu Kyi is not silent, not anymore. In a surprise outburst reported by the BBCshe described reports of the abuse as “Fake News,” which, ironically underscores her own words in Freedom From Fear (her most famous work): “It is not power that corrupts but fear. Fear of losing power corrupts those who wield it.”   

Thursday, August 31, 2017

Freedom of Speech & Charlie Hebdo


“I may not agree with you, but I will defend to the death your right to make an ass of yourself.” 
- #Quote

Not many people outside France knew about the existence of satirical French magazine, Charlie Hebdo, before January 2015 when two gunmen who claimed allegiance to Al-Qaeda stormed the offices of the publication and killed 12 people including the editor and the magazine’s star cartoonists. The killing provoked outrage across the world, and in France, hundreds of thousands of people marched through the streets in defense of the right to free speech. On the radio, television, and in newspapers, supporters of freedom of speech/freedom of the press—from Italy to the US—adopted the now famous slogan and logo, “Je Suis Charlie” (I am Charlie), created by French art director Joachim Roncin, and rose in condemnation of the killers for their intolerance of free speech.

But last year, in the aftermath of the deadly Italian earthquake, not many people held the same view when the magazine ridiculed Italy’s collapsed houses by likening them to pizzas and suggesting they were built by the mafia. No matter, the magazine, it seemed, continued to test the limits of people’s defense of free speech. In the wake of the terrorist attacks in Manchester during an Ariana Grande concert last June, it published a cover featuring a decapitated British Prime Minister, Theresa May, with a header, “Multiculturalism, English style.”

This week, the publication is at it again. Its latest cover depicts Texans who drowned in the flood waters caused by the tropical storm, Harvey, as Nazis. The banner headline, “God Exists! He Drowned All the Neo-Nazis of Texas,” seems to be the magazine’s take on the ongoing White Supremacy debate in the United States, apparently ridiculing Texas for voting for Donald Trump in the 2016 presidential elections seeing as he has been criticized for failing to condemn the neo-nazis and white supremacists during a riot in Charlottesville that killed one protester.

This latest cover has sparked controversy in the US, generating angry reactions on social media. In France, former minister of Agriculture and Socialist MP, Stéphane Le Foll, called it “extremely dangerous.” 



But a few others have wondered why there is so much outrage regarding this particular cover. Some even ask if the satirical cover was more controversial than remarks made by conservative commentator, Ann Coulter which suggested that Hurricane Harvey may well be God’s punishment for Houston’s election of a lesbian mayor.  

Whatever your position on the matter, Charlie Hebdo thrives on satire. The publication, rightly or wrongly, goes out of its way to provoke angry reactions from its targets. Over the years, its cartoons have catapulted it into international headlines and caused outrage especially in the Islamic world, with some calling for its editors to be killed. More than that, it has brought to the front burner a debate on the freedom of speech. Is it acceptable for defenders of the right to free speech to decide, on the basis of particular targets, whether to say “Je Suis Charlie” or “Damn you, Charlie Hebdo?” The other question, though, is: How far is too far? Or, is there such a thing as a limit to freedom of expression?

“I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.”  
S.G. Tallentyre 

“If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.”  
George Orwell

“If freedom of speech is taken away, then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter.” 
- George Washington